paul robertson: hyper parsnip bitches.

Paul Robertson is one of those really exciting artists who’s either a total genius or completely fucking nuts. Either way, his work is beyond interesting. They are complete 8-bit arcade-inspired Japanimation pop culture mash-ups, featuring more rainbows, guns, blood, breasts, and things flying through the air then you can imagine. This is one of his earlier vids, 2001’s “Hyper Parsnip Bitches.” The title alone is worth the price of admission.

I’m not really sure how to describe this. It’s pretty much beyond description. That’s just how far beyond far this has gone.

Robertson describes it as “a short film parodying 2D side scrolling videogames, among other things!” I feel like now is the right time to tell you what one of those other things is. I have one word for you: Falcor. That’s right. Muthafucking Falcor is in this vid. And if you don’t know who Falcor is then I have nothing else to say to you.

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paul robertson: kings of power 4 billion %.

So… wow.

After watching this I had to take a moment to figure out if I was on drugs. I’m not, but it made me feel like I was. If you are on drugs, then watching this could make your brain explode. Explode with rainbow MegaMan anime goodness, but explode nonetheless. I don’t guarantee anything.

Paul Robertson has given us everything with “Kings Of Power 4 Billion %.” We’ve got trance-inducing electro-pop Mortal Kombat soundtrack. We’ve got 8-bit throwback goodness. We’ve got disproportionately large-breasted mini Manga-babes. We’ve got intergalactic body-morphing child soldiers. We’ve got panda bear suits. We’ve got world leaders hung on a gigantic floating crucifix. We’ve got blood, sweat, tears, and toil… pixellated! Cities rise, cities fall, heroes are crowned, babies are breastfed, and a murderous monster-Jesus is resurrected to detroy us all. It’s a motherfucking epic.

Plus, you have to proove your age just to watch this shit. That’s how good it is. It’s so good it’s willing to discriminate. It doesn’t give a fuck if you’re too young.

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